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| Thankfully
she wore matching undies! |
Didn't
mom tell you never to pick? |
How
the hell did that happen? |
I don't think you want to try this at home folks! |
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| I
don't think anyone told her she split her pants |
OMG
I think I can see your bum crack! |
Did
you borrow grandma's undies? |
Guy:
Please don't tell me she just ripped one! |
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| Chick:
Please don't tell me I ripped my pants! |
I
heard a rip, do you see anything? |
What
was that? Did you hear that too? |
Oopsie,
I've gone and ripped my jeans! |
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| Nobody
is going to notice, honest! |
Closer
inspections shows your ass cheek |
Oh
geez, help me hold my pants up will ya? |
So
I bent over and....oh no...did I just do that? |
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| "You
think I can still wear these for a while?" |
"Seriously,
you didn't know your jeans tore? |
I
think they were just a little bit too tight. |
One
fart and those threads will give way! |
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| Just
a few threads holding things together! |
How
in the heck do you lose both legs at once? |
She sure blew that leg out very well! | Blowout exposes this hotties sexy thigh! |
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| "I can't believe how many guys are after me" | They
told me leather would stretch! They lied! |
Get the camera ready, this is payback time! | "You mean I was at the club like this all night?" |
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| I'm going to stick my finger in the hole! | "You might not want to touch your toes like that" | It must be a defect in the jeans and not your ass | Good grief, those are ugly underwear |
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| It started off as just a small hole in her pants | And
ended up with no pants at all! |
And she thought she could sneak in her room | Fine,
go ahead, take a picture! I don't care! |
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| Damn,
my whole hand can fit in that split! |
"I
dare you to take a pic of my ass for the net!" |
Oh
my! How in the world did that happen? |
Sure I can still touch my toes. Watch! |
